Embrace your love for risky financial maneuvers and snag our "Credit Default Swaps" patch. Sure, the financial industry may have collapsed in 2008 thanks in part to these little monsters but that's no reason not to snag a couple of these. Besides, it's kinda funny now looking back on it. Stupid housing market. 

• 1.6" x 1" PVC Patch
• Hook-Backed
• This isn't one of those risky investment opportunities you are trying to avoid.